Micaela Schaefer: Sexiest DJ Ever?

if you don’t know who the hell this Micaela Schaefer is, don’t worry about it, I don’t think anybody does, but she might just be the sexiest DJ to ever pretend to spin the turntables. Obviously I don’t know if she’s actually a DJ, she’s probably just some half naked hot chick who finally figured out how to use an iPod, but she’s a half naked hottie walking around a club and that’s good enough for me. Enjoy.

Christina Hendricks Shows Off The Big Girls

I’m not someone who follows the BAFTA’s, I’m not even all that sure what they are to be honest, but any event that includes Christina Hendricks and her absolutely massive breasts is somewhere I want to be. Here she is showing off those perfect sweater mounds in some impressive cleavage shots. I’m not usually into redheads, they kind of frighten me, but I’ll make an exception for this hottie. I want her to smother me with those things. I’ll have paramedics standing by just in case. Call me.

Aubrey O’Day Squeezes The Girls Together

Arianny Celeste’s Impressive Bikini Cleavage

 

Arianny Celeste has really been impressing me lately with all kinds of hot pictures, I like it, so these bikini shots are another nice installment in her HollywoodTuna portfolio. Here she is on the beach over the weekend looking pretty damn good with her breasts practically falling out of her sexy little bikini. Who knew they made push up bikinis? Brilliant! Do they make push up Speedos? I’m planning on going on a beach vacation this summer and I want something that’s going to really make my junk pop.

Selena Gomez’s Underwear Says ‘Good Morning’

Because one day her Disney overlords will allow a maple-fetus in her womb to be birth thus ushering forth a new era of poppin’ and lockin’ under a one-world government demanding you bear the Mark of the Beast, here’s Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber taking his little siblings to the beach for a fun afternoon of their future sister-in-law showing them where Justin pours the Mrs. Butterworth. It was a learning adventure for all, but all you get is this black shadow that your brain will do a surprisingly remarkable job trying to make you think you’re looking at a vagina. For we are “fearfully and wonderfully made, mostly to be poured over delicious waffles of the Lord shall pancakes be not at hand,” Syrup Psalms 139:14.

Bar Refaeli’s Sexy Lingerie Tennis Match

It’s President’s Day and I’ve still got to work for some reason, I need to speak to my blogger’s union representative, and every President’s Day I like to showcase a supermodel playing sports in her underwear. This year I’ve got Bar Refaeli playing tennis in her cute little undies and sports bra in some sexy black and white shots. Game, set and match.

Behati Prinsloo’s Amazing Supermodel Booty

I thought I was done for the week with the amazing Candice Swanepoel bikini pictures I had up earlier, but as luck would have it I’ve found these shots of my new favorite Victoria’s Secret model Behati Prinsloo – even her name gives me an erection – hanging out on the beach again in yet another little bikini. I would like to take a delicious bite of that perfect little booty.