JWoWW’s Naughty Schoolgirl Cleavage Works

As much as I hate that the Jersey Shore douche bags are making money off of the American people with their crappy TV show, two great things that have come out of the whole thing are Jenni Farley aka JWoWW’s massive fake boobies. Here they are dressed up as a slutty schoolgirl at some Halloween party over the weekend. I hate myself for saying this, but she actually looks kind of good. I think those boobs have brainwashed me.

JWoWW’s Big Breasted Lingerie Pictures

Now that some plastic surgeon seems to have somewhat sorted out JWoWW’s busted up face, allegedly, I guess the folks over at Maxim thought it was safe to feature the Jersey Shore chick in her very own lingerie shoot. Why not? Those big breasts of hers were made for this kind of thing. No really, that’s exactly what fake breasts are designed for. What? Do you think they’re meant to be more appealing to nursing babies?