Courtney Stodden Inappropriate Teenage Cleavage

If you’re into seventeen year olds who look like fifty year old cougars, you’re going to love this crap. Here’s that Courtney Stodden nobody, the teenager who married a fifty year old dude who had a cameo in The Green Mile, out on the town looking like a used up streetwalker. And not a classy streetwalker you might see in Miami or LA either, one you’d see somewhere like Delaware on a tuesday afternoon. Gross. This whole thing is just rotten.

Courtney Stodden Isn’t 16. I’ll Start There

For those of you just joining the Internet, people lost their shit last month when Horace from Lost (Real name: Doug Hutchison) somehow married “16″ year old Courtney Stodden, an aspiring model from Washington hence this entire production. I say 16 in sarcastic quotes because she just posted a picture of herself to Twitter ala Pamela Anderson in Baywatch (Sorry for the shitty quality up top, but the original pic is literally 218 pixels wide. I blame the school system.) which draws your attention to said Twitter and Jesus Fucking Christ. Maybe I’m hanging out at the wrong high schools, but I don’t know a lot of 16 year old girls with a background in writing for Penthouse Forum: